Stain Buster Faeces
The best ways to remove faeces stains

Fabric
Pretreat or soak in warm water with biological laundry liquid. Wash as usual, adding bleach if safe for the fabric.
Upholstery
Mix one tablespoon of washing up liquid with two cups of cool water. Using a clean white cloth, sponge the stain with the detergent solution and blot until the liquid is absorbed. Keep sponging and blotting until the stain disappears or is no longer absorbed into the cloth.
If the stain remains, use an eye dropper to apply hydrogen peroxide, and then apply a drop or two of ammonia. Sponge with cold water and blot dry.
Carpet
Mix one tablespoon of washing up liquid and one tablespoon of white vinegar with two cups of warm water. Using a clean white cloth, sponge the stain with the detergent/vinegar solution and blot until the liquid is absorbed. Keep sponging and blotting until the stain disappears or is no longer absorbed into the cloth.
If the stain remains, use an eye dropper to apply hydrogen peroxide, and then apply a drop or two of ammonia. Sponge with cold water and blot dry.